the thirteenth; video

[unholy_rebirth]

[It's very late at night - you may have gone to sleep already. If not, or if you're a light sleeper, there's a Thereth on the network to talk to. She sounds somewhat....different than usual. A little more...whimsical.]

Did you know.

[As though this is an amazing discovery: ]

That murlocs are fish people.

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[likethedirection]

What's up Thereth? [One youngster is up way past his bed time. He's drinking some ale in the inn, his voice is low so as not to wake anyone] What's a fish person?

[dem-nasties.livejournal.com]

[In the inn, not audible to Thereth over the feed, a voice rasps at North from the cupboard under the stairs.]

Go to bed, little boy.

[likethedirection]

Huh? [Not wanting to cause Thereth worry, he covers the mic with his finger. She might still pick up a little sound but it wont be clear] Who said that?

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

[Thereth is oblivious to Rawhead, since she is old and not in the inn.]

A murloc! A murloc is a fish person!

[she laughs.]

[likethedirection]

Murloc? Who's that? You're getting some joke I'm not ain'tcha?

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

No, North....


....your name is North. Like the direction!

[THIS IS HILARIOUS.]

[likethedirection]

I never said it wasn't North you crazy cow, what are you on about?

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

You know - what would be funny -

If you...were traveling somewhere? And you were going north. The direction.

[likethedirection]

Are you drunk?

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

I'm drunk on you, baby!

[likethedirection]

... By the goddess, Thereth...

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

If I could....

[More thoughtful, now.]

I would like to have children. I could name one of them North....

[likethedirection]

Y-you - Why would you do that? [That took the breath right out of him]

I mean, you might get kids one day Thereth, no worries.

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

Because you're so sweet! Maybe some day....do you think it would be like you?

[likethedirection]

Gee I hope not. My parents threw me out so I must have been a bad kid or something.

And I'm not sweet Thereth, I'm a pain in the ass.

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

Did you hear that?

[Video]

[searbh]

That's just gossip.

[One raised eyebrow.]

[Video]

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

No! It's true!

[SECRETIVE STAGE WHISPER.]

I asked one.

[Video]

[searbh]

Like you could believe a fish. Like to say you'll drown with your head above water, eh?

[Video]

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

[Shocked pause.]

His head was above water.

He's going to die GARNATH GRUNTY IS GOING TO DIE!

[Video]

[searbh]

[There's a pause, and befuddled grunt, followed by a mumble.]

Gullible thing.

[video]

[unholy-rebirth.livejournal.com]

[Hi coming back to the screen.]

Did I turn this on?