unholy_rebirth | the twentieth; backdated to last night., video

[Today the Thereth Show is hosted by a Gerudo woman. Although she's certainly very different from the moocow, there's something in the gentle face and the thick hair that seems to relate them. Also the stonking great tits.

She's sitting in the graveyard, interestingly enough, and behind her there's something...moving. Something tall, and shambling, with eyes sticking out with pinpoints of light.]

I think that we have all enjoyed ourselves here, but before our time is up, there is something that we should speak of.

[The creature continues to approach her, further revealing itself. It's a zombie of some sorts, perhaps mummified, dragging a large sword behind it as it creeps ever closer.]

The Faerie Queen mentioned two crystals to us. I don't suppose anyone has found two crystals that seem particularly important...

[The zombie is very close now. Still, Thereth seems to pay no attention to it. It stares at the screen from over her shoulder.]

I am curious. She did not mention why she might like these trinkets for herself....perhaps if we found one...

[Then the creature drops its jaw and lets out a very distinctive - familiar? -

Nyaaaa......!!

Click.]

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Uh, I guess I found something slightly cry--

[ WELP, WAIT.. what.. ]

... H-hey, what was that?!

[......Trollreth.....]

What was what, dear?

[ oh god, not trolls, they remind her of Kyuubey.. ]

That thing sneaking up on you! Don't tell me you didn't notice it!

I am in a cemetery. There is no one here but me.

What the heck?! I clearly saw something just now, it was right there on the feed!

[dgkfkjlgj she's so horrible dkjasjdf XD ]

Forgive me, little one. He is my companion.

... Che.

[ Yeah, that's all Thereth gets for the moment as Kyouko semi-glares at the feed. ]

Sort of a weird companion if you ask me.

[Oops. <333 She turns a little more serious. And perhaps sad.]

He is trapped in this mortal world as long as I remain here as well. He is bonded to me through powerful magic.

Wait.. so he really is some kinda zombie?

[ un.. sure... Well, Kyouko technically is also a zombie considering she dies when she loses her Soul Gem.. ]

He is.

[What do you think about that there....]

[ She's.. a little unsure still.. but if that sort of thing is your hobby..

Let's just change the subject. ]

But yeah, about those crystals.. I got one, I think.

[Well, that's not the worst reaction ever. Anyway, yes, crystals.]

The Queen seemed very interested in them. Does it appear special in any way?

I'm not sure. It feels a little bit.. strange, though. I'm not sure why she's so interested in them, but I have no need to just hand it over like that.

[Oh, pleased. She smiles.]

I think it may be beneficial to us. Or perhaps she would exchange it for something.

[Do quest, get reward.]

She better have something really good in mind if she's even thinking about making me change my mind. If she's part of the faeries she's probably no good, right?

I have not had many positive experiences with the fae, no...

Once, they kidnapped my dearest friend.

... Really? [ She get a bit more quiet, obviously interested in this information. ] They do stuff like that?

They do. It was a knight in armor. He snatched my friend and rode towards the forest with him. [And then Thereth wrestled his horse.]

Some pretend to be one of us, while the real person has been hidden or lost.

Che, these faeries really think they can do anything.. It pisses me off. They better not mess with me or anyone I know.

[Well, she does like that attitude.]

Be wary of strangers in Demeleier, and of dark shadows hanging over those you love. The fae may be subtle in their incursions.

[ Hey, Kyouko is sort of protective.. when it comes down to it.. ]

I'll be sure to remember that. I can fight back pretty well against them though, so at least that's not a problem.

[Mamacow approves. ^_^ ]

... Death Knight, tell me that creature is your... familiar.

[The distaste is heavy on her words.]

[She turns to the camera, impassive. (Pretend the icon looks more impassive than that.)]

You may trust that I would let nothing else sneak up on me.

[Myhrta still looks at the creature with distaste.]

I cannot decide if its visage is more or less repulsive this way.

It matters not to him either way.

[Link is in the Graveyard. Morbid curiosity has prompted him to go looking for his own grave, in the [unlikely] event that it might be here. He hasn't had much luck.

Deciding to give it up for the day, he turns around to see the Redead, one of the more mobile and infinitely less terrifying ones, head on over to a Gerudo woman. He does not recognize her as Thereth, and nor does he see the zombie in the Redead.

He draws his sword with a silken shrk of metal and advances.]

[Her head whips around at the noise. The Redead-zombie startles at her, unaware of the Hero of Time sneaking up behind it. Thereth's eyes widen.]

Link! Stop!

[DONT SHOOT BRO]

[Link stops, his sword drawn and reflecting the starlight on the naked blade. He looks at Thereth.]

That's a Re-dead, Miss!

[Well, this is almost funny.]

It's just Cryptmuncher, Link. And Thereth!

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action? :3c

dskjlfkjdl yes 8)

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