it made me somber

[Today the Thereth Show is hosted by a Gerudo woman. Although she's certainly very different from the moocow, there's something in the gentle face and the thick hair that seems to relate them. Also the stonking great tits.

She's sitting in the graveyard, interestingly enough, and behind her there's something...moving. Something tall, and shambling, with eyes sticking out with pinpoints of light.]

I think that we have all enjoyed ourselves here, but before our time is up, there is something that we should speak of.

[The creature continues to approach her, further revealing itself. It's a zombie of some sorts, perhaps mummified, dragging a large sword behind it as it creeps ever closer.]

The Faerie Queen mentioned two crystals to us. I don't suppose anyone has found two crystals that seem particularly important...

[The zombie is very close now. Still, Thereth seems to pay no attention to it. It stares at the screen from over her shoulder.]

I am curious. She did not mention why she might like these trinkets for herself....perhaps if we found one...

[Then the creature drops its jaw and lets out a very distinctive - familiar? -

Nyaaaa......!!

Click.]

[See a Thereth. See a Thereth wearing her bumhat (quite proudly, in fact), and also wearing the dress she got last year in Demeleier. She smiles at the camera and poses coyly.]

Surely someone must want my hat....♥

[The astute will also notice Thereth's zombie in the background. Also with a bumhat. YES, IT WANTS TO PARTICIPATE TOO.]

[Unfortunately for those adults who have been depending on mama moocow for mama powers this past week, a little voice has replaced hers on the frequency. The small tauren girl sounds calm, at least. Just like her older self.]

There are a lot of trees here. Some of them are as big as I will be one day.

[Find her outside or talk over the comms! Don't laugh at Molly for being a slowpoke.jpg! Go!]

When I was small, my greatmother would tell me stories late at night. As I grew, I learned them from her, and told them in turn to my sister.

[she pauses, thinking through theses times. simpler, happier days.]

None were quite so morbid and bloody as what I - what we - saw in our dreams this time.

The tower brings these things; is there a way to stop the tower from coming closer?

[another pause. in the background the ghoul whines a little.]

Ah - yes - I apologize for my....pet zombie.

[fffff.]

Do not be frightened of him if he approaches you. He means no harm.

[a little wry.]

Although, if you do see him carrying my little speaking device...see if you could discourage him from it. He seems to like it.

[and as she goes to turn off the communicator, under her breath;]

commala....commala...